I got this sweet Phish hat as a gift from a friend who thinks my old lid is too crusty to wear anymore. I will be honest I am a old 1.0 Phan and I love to ride the rail and stare at Trey’s nuts while he melts faces. But wearing this hat I noticed that this tour Trey was staring back and giving me that “come to my tour bus and I’ll show you my fluffhead” look. You all know what I mean. At first I was sure it was just me he found attractive but once he finally got me on the bus, all he wanted was my new hat, no fluffhead no Trey tourbus love makin or one on one gay for Trey jams for me, just a hazy memory and a hat that Trey knows he owes me.